You Can't Make This Stuff Up (Number 10)

I live in Syracuse, NY, and as you may know, we get a lot of snow… and I mean lot. Snow blowers are basically a requirement and like any other piece of motorized lawn equipment, it sometimes jams up. I once knew someone who tried to clear out one of these snow jams with his bare hands. He succeeded in clearing out the snow but in doing so the blade sliced off the tip of his finger. Now, you might think the story ends there but there’s more. After this happened and the person was explaining it to me a few days earlier, I had to ask him, “What was running through your mind the moment you realized you just lost your finger.” He looked it at me and said, “I thought to myself, I CAN’T BELIEVE I DID THAT TO MYSELF AGAIN!” He then showed me his other hand which also had a missing finger tip!